"When I was little...I played on Neopets. Not Facebook. I played with a game boy. Not a cell phone. I wore stick on earrings. Not diamond ones. I went on play dates. Not dates. I watched SpongeBob. Not Jersey Shore. I listened to Cd's on a Cd player. Not rap music on an iPod The best come back was I know you are but what am I? Not that's what she said. It is so crazy how kids have all this stuff now."